I considered:

• Ben Folds - Zak & Sara - A bizarre love song about love in the 80s.

• Barenaked Ladies - If I Had $1000000 - A goofy song about how life would be as millionaires.

  But I decided on:

• Barenaked Ladies - Be My Yoko Ono - It turns one of the worst and least liked "musicians" in the world into a love object.