I threw out all of my pants
I got sick of my stinkin' clothes
I had to get rid of them
I'm knot yet considering replacing them
I'm only glad to be rid of them
Rest awhile
Rest awhile
I lay out in the sun too long
And burned off all of my skin
I felt so dizzy I got into the car
And got into an accident
Out of the burning wreckage I fell
Wanting only to lay where I fell
Rest awhile
Rest awhile
Rest awhile!
I became friendly with Ruy Lopez
The author of works on chess
Ruy said you're incorrect
He cut me off and acted mad
He won't even talk to me now
But I don't care 'cause I'm sick of that guy
And I need to rest a while