Mathematical skills, page 34

19. You recieved your welfare check for $259 last Wednesday, as shown above. What errors were made in its calculation?

A) The goddamn bitch at the welfare office didn't count 3 of your 9 children

B) Your stupid-ass man hooked up with some latina broad from Cabrini Green, and therefore the rates for joint-filing should not apply

C) The government refused to recognize your heroin as a tax-deductible prescription drug

D) You got a job at the gas station in addition to your job as a bagger at the grocery store

E) There ain't no mistake, you just one broke-ass bitch.
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