6:50 p.m.
June 02, 2005
So a guy walks into a Subway and sees his brother, an old friend, and his ex-girlfriend. As he walks in, he's bothered by a few girls who want to know how tall he is. He brushes them aside and says "Hey" to his old friend. They talk for a little while about how things have been, how life is. While she serves a customer (She's working at the subway, that's important to the joke) his brother comes up behind him and greets him. They talk again about what he's been doing, why they haven't seen each other, etc. He goes back to talking to his old friend. As they talk, his ex-girlfriend is on the phone. After a while the old friend gets busy, and as the ex-girlfriend is leaving she says "HEY! YOU'RE SO TALL! I BET YOU COULD TOUCH THE CEILING!" mocking the younger ones from earlier and he obliges her. He talks a little bit to the old friend some more and then leaves.

WAIT! THAT WASN'T A JOKE! THAT'S WHAT JUST HAPPENED AT SUBWAY!
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