21:47] six times mighty: So I walk into the bathroom, to take a piss. I just need to piss.
[21:47] six times mighty: Now, my toilet is backed up, it has been for a day. I've been running around trying to get someone to fix it ASAP and the first time they can is tomorrow morning.
[21:48] six times mighty: Now, it's fine if we piss. The piss drains down past the clog, just very slowly.
[21:48] six times mighty: But.
[21:48] six times mighty: I get to the bathroom, and I find two GIANT LOGS sitting in the pot.
[21:48] six times mighty: I can't fucking do this!
[21:48] six times mighty: I need to use the bathroom, not throw up!
[21:48] six times mighty: So I walk next door and bitch to the guys next to us
[21:49] six times mighty: and ask them point blank if it was either of them
[21:49] six times mighty: they both deny it

...

21:49] six times mighty: Aside from that gay asshole party they're having on the balcony.
[21:49] zemphera: i'm sorry.
[21:49] zemphera: that sounds terrible.
[21:51] six times mighty: It's like, they're playing GoldenEye and listening to shitty-asshole music.
[21:52] zemphera: are they drinking?
[21:52] six times mighty: No.
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